Today I bought a new master; he’s even stronger and more powerful than my previous one. I spent all day helping him settle in and getting used to his peculiarities. In all our dealings he demands my full and undivided attention. If I let it slip but for a moment, he immediately reminds me of my shortcoming.

Our relationship is simple yet effective: I care for him and he entertains me and provides me with work, so I can one day buy his successor.

Hopefully, we will have as much fun together as I had with my old master. I couldn’t imagine life without him.

And to think some people say machines are made to serve us humans and make life easier for us. How ridiculous!